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Sergio Castellitto and Francesca Dellera |
The Flesh
The Bostonians
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Madeleine Potter and Christopher Reeve |
Devo
Le Beau Serge
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Gérard Blain and Jean-Claude Brialy |
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Bernadette Lafont and Jean-Claude Brialy |
The Best of Terence Stamp
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1938-2025 |
What I wanted more than anything was a long career
A Minecraft Movie
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Jason Momoa and Jack Black |
Jared Hess' A Minecraft Movie is pleasant and goofy with enough personal touches to keep me from getting grumpy about its wholehearted attempt to capture all cinema goers worldwide above the age of six. Jack Black and Jason Momoa are a good tag team green screen dance duo, but the rest of the cast, with the exception of Jennifer Coolidge, is superfluous, present only for targeted demographics. A phalanx of screenwriters has labored to craft a plot for a video game that had none. Results are, of course, mixed. I thought the villains of the piece, pixilated pigs in a Minecraft hellscape, were not very interesting. The last half hour of the film, in which the cast battles porcine hordes, lacks invention.
However, the first two thirds of the film is replete with the little touches that make Mr. Hess a gifted comic auteur. There are enough successful gags about potato products, pro wrestling, and Idaho to discern a personal touch in the midst of this corporate concoction. Hopefully, next time, Hess will get to direct a film wholly set in Idaho. The casting of Mr. Momoa as a video games maven stuck in the 1980s is a coup and Mr. Black is always welcome, especially when he gets to show off his vocal chops.
The Monkey
Osgood Perkins has carved a niche for himself with modest budgeted horror films, but has yet to make a truly striking and original film. The Monkey, adapted faithlessly from a forty year old Stephen King story, is a mechanical comic horror flick. Twins encounter a wind-up toy that, when activated, brings doom to their loved ones. They ditch the toy in a well, but, years later, the monkey returns to claim new victims. The deaths are played for over the top laughs and they did produce a chuckle or three from me. However, the film is overloaded with traumatic baggage that bogs things down. The protagonist of the story did not have an evil twin and that addition adds little. The protagonist tries to bond with his estranged son, a promising Colin O'Brien, but the subplot is unconvincing and slows the film's momentum.
Part of the problem is Theo James in his dual role as the twins. He is not inept, merely serviceable and dull. He is out performed by Christian Convery who plays the twins in their younger iteration. The acting is variable. Adam Scott is fine in his cameo, but Elijah Wood chews the scenery in his. Perkins himself is amusing as the twins' swinging uncle. The best performances are by Tess Degenstein and Tatiana Maslany, the latter playing the twins' mother. This bodes well for Perkins' next feature, Keeper, which features both actresses.
However, The Monkey is ultimately mediocre and I am not convinced Perkins is suited to comedy. Even in his relatively successful set pieces (deaths as pratfalls), I have issues with his direction. For example, in the Aunt Ida death scene, Perkins' fixed camera foregrounds the flower vase that the terrified Aunt steps into. This tips the audience off too soon to the punchline. Perkins should have pulled the camera back and let the action unspool, seemingly naturally. Perkins' visual palette is too dour for comedy, anyway. Nevertheless, I admire his work ethic and have faint hopes for Keeper.
Weapons
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Julia Garner |
Even before it was greeted by popular and critical enthusiasm, I was looking forward eagerly to Ryan Cregger's Weapons. Barbarian had been, not spectacular, but workmanlike, displaying an impressive grasp of film technique for a premier effort. Something to build on. Weapons delivers a quantum leap. Whereas Barbarian was situated in one setting with a predictable three act structure, Weapons opens up with a polyphonic point of view through the prism of dreams and time leaps. It succeeds as a horror film, a character study, and an action film. The chase scenes are the best I've viewed since the last George Miller flick. There is not a false note by the cast, all playing flawed characters in a compelling ensemble: Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Benedict Wong, Alden Ehrenreich, Austin Abrams, Amy Madigan.
The small town setting brings just the right whiff of Hawthorne or Stephen King to the proceedings, an evocation of a community besot with a Puritanical veil of doom. Julia Garner's car is even branded with a scarlet legend. This is balanced by its multi-perspective view of modern life which Cregger admitted was influenced by Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia. The characters may intersect on the street, but they represent the gamut of society, often pitted against each other in a world of Campbell's soup can consumerism. Weapons is at its weakest when it trumpets its message: Josh Brolin's dream of a silhouetted assault rifle in a film already overly redolent of Sandy Hook and Columbine is overkill. I'm not going to discuss the plot because the film's strength is its bat shit craziness. When the film leaves the rails, it really leaves the rails and the element of surprise is key. Not for nothing do numerous characters mutter "What the fuck" during the course of the film. Weapons has been so popular that, already yet inevitably, there has been a backlash. Some have questioned the film's believability, but, in regards to a film in which a witch ensorcells a town, I think that this is not a rewarding kvetch.
A clue to the film's approach lies in its of bracketed narration by an unknown girl involved in the film's events. She attests that her tale will shine more light on the actual events than the official version. This fits snugly within the film's vision of a paranoid America prone to conspiracy theories, witch trials, and scapegoats. An American artist, be he Nathaniel Hawthorne or Ryan Cregger, must find greater truth in yarns, legends, and fairy tales than there is to be found in the official tally of events. Whatever its currency, Weapons will stand the test of time as a funny and original horror classic.Number Seventeen
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Ann Casson and Leon M. Lion |
Le Divorce
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Naomi Watts and Kate Hudson |
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Glenn Close and Kate Hudson |
Presence
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Callina Liang |
The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw
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Jayne Mansfield and Kenneth More |
Raoul Walsh's The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw, from 1958, is a foredoomed project, a comic Western starring Jayne Mansfield and Kenneth More. The script by Howard Dimsdale, based on a short story by Jacob Hay, is a fish out of water comedy reminiscent of Ruggles of Red Gap and Paleface. More plays Jonathan Tibbs, the heir to an English armaments concern. To prove his mettle to his family, he ventures to the American West in hopes of opening up this burgeoning market for his family's wares. Through a series of ridiculous misunderstandings, the pacifistic Tibbs earns a fearsome reputation as a gunslinger and assumes the titular position. Mansfield plays Kate, the owner and featured attraction at the local saloon. After initial resistance, she falls for the high-falutin interloper. Tibbs gains the respect of a local tribe of American natives whose support helps him insure the peace. Wedded bliss ensues.
The main problem with the film is the lack of chemistry between the two leads. More is at ease within the confines of Walsh's relaxed japes. He certainly excels doing spit takes. However, Mansfield, saddled with a needless southern accent, never seems comfortable. She was pregnant at the time of the shooting, but I think the main factor was that she was an extremely limited performer, perhaps only at home within the cartoonish mise-en-scene of a Frank Tashlin. I even think Mamie van Doren was more talented. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the dance hall numbers, usually something to look forward to in a Raoul Walsh film. Dubbed by the late Connie Francis, Mansfield is stiff and lifeless. My eyes drifted to the backup dancers even when Mansfield was wearing an outfit in which fake fur covers and accentuates her pudenda. A birthday suit would have been less obscene.
In addition, the score by Canadian Robert Farnon is poor, mickey mousing the action with such chestnuts as Rule Britannia, How Dry I Am, and Chopin's funeral march. One favorable factor is Otto Heller's (Richard the 3rd, Peeping Tom) sparkling cinematography. I was marveling at its beauty and wondering why I hadn't seen this section of the American Southwest utilized before, when I discovered that the film's exteriors had been shot in Andalusia in Southern Spain. The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw was technically an English production, hence the presence of Mr. Heller a Czech native who had lived in Great Britain since the 1930s. Britain had passed protectionist legislation requiring that foreign film companies spend profits made in Old Blighty on productions based in England. Thus, most of the interiors of this film and the prologue featuring Robert Morley were shot in England. Unfortunately, the process shots utilizing rear projection match poorly with the footage shot in Spain.
I couldn't help feel that Walsh had very little personal investment in this project. This was a film that feels more like a production deal, comparable to The Prince and the Showgirl, than a personal project. It was originally tabbed for Clifton Webb and Marilyn Monroe. More, relatively forgotten today, was riding high with comic hits such as Genevieve and The Admirable Crichton. The lack of international success for The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw, though it was a hit in England, meant that More never broke out as a name player outside his home country. 20th Century Fox brought in more than a few ringers from the states to make the film seem more American. Old compadres of Walsh like Bruce Cabot, William Campbell, and Clancy Cooper are welcome sights. Best in show is Henry Hull whose film credits date to 1917 and who appeared in three other Walsh films. The gaseous bloviations that Hull's mayoral character emits suits the actor's theatrical air to a tee.
Better Man
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Robbie Williams in Better Man |
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